'The Onion' Reveals Highly Effective al Qaeda Terror Plot

July 23, 2016

At this point, we may as well get our news straight from The Onion:

    Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

    Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds. …

    According to statements made by top-level informants and corroborated by leading Western terrorism experts, if seen through to its conclusion, al-Qaeda’s current plot could wreak far more damage than the events of 9/11.

Pee in the Shower and Save Your Planet

July 23, 2016

First they “nudge.” Then they demand. Then they impose by force of law. With peeing in the shower, we are still at the nudge stage:

Progressives appear to believe that once water goes down the drain, it disappears forever, as if all drains lead to a giant pipe that pours it into outer space.

Once they figure out how to deal with solid waste after toilets have been banned, peeing in the shower will be mandatory.

Interesting short film on time travel & gun free zones... Praesidium:

July 23, 2016


Shariah and Roadside America

July 22, 2016

Seen looming above the I-94 in Rogers, Minnesota:

Given recent events and the massive numbers of Islamic colonists our government has been seeding in Minnesota, I would say the answer is a definitive yes.

Hopefully passing motorists will remember the URL and click through to watch this:


British Police Tackle Misogyny as a Hate Crime

July 22, 2016

What exactly is a hate crime? Whatever our overlords say it is. In some jurisdictions, misogyny is now regarded as a hate crime:

The police force in Nottinghamshire, East Midlands, will become the first in the U.K. to record misogyny as a hate crime in an effort to tackle the increasing number of incidents in the county.

Misogynist hate crime is defined by the force as: “Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behaviour targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman.”

The new category will include everything from verbal comments and wolf whistling to unwanted physical approaches. The use of mobile devices to send uninvited messages or take photographs without consent will also warrant police attention.

Hate crimes may be so subtle that you would have no idea you had committed them until you had been apprehended by the authorities. Some feminists consider it sexist to hold a door open for a woman. Is chivalry a hate crime? Try it in Nottinghamshire and find out.

    “What women face, often on a daily basis, is absolutely unacceptable and can be extremely distressing,” said Chief Constable Sue Fish. “Nottinghamshire Police is committed to taking misogynistic hate crime seriously and encourages anyone who is affected by it to contact us without hesitation.”

What makes the concept of “hate crime” (i.e., thought crime) so useful is that it potentially elevates any manifestation of political incorrectness into a matter for the police.

Islamic Torture at Bataclan

July 22, 2016

At last we are learning — despite efforts by French authorities to suppress the information — just what went on inside the Bataclan when Muslims laid siege to the Paris club last November 13. This is what those in charge have been importing from the Middle East:

A French government committee has heard testimony, suppressed by the French government at the time and not published online until [last] week, that the killers in the Bataclan appear to have tortured their victims on the second floor of the club.

The chief police witness in Parliament testified that on the night of the attacks, an investigating officer, tears streaming down his face, rushed out of the Bataclan and vomited in front of him just after seeing the disfigured bodies. …

According to this testimony, Wahhabist killers reportedly gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were reportedly stabbed in the genitals – and the torture was, victims told police, filmed for Daesh or Islamic State propaganda. For that reason, medics did not release the bodies of torture victims to the families, investigators said.

Some of the victims were decapitated.

If the jihadists find time for all this during a terror attack, imagine what must be going on in territory controlled by the Islamic State. For details, pick up a historical account of what their role model Mohammad did to his victims.

Incidentally, it isn’t just the French who have been trying to suppress knowledge of the effects of Islamic infiltration into Europe:

The news follows reports that German police sat on the huge number of sexual assaults committed by Islamist migrants in Cologne, which a secret report estimated at thousands, not hundreds.

The moral equivalence so popular among liberals cannot be applied to Islam. Those who defend its expansion defend Bataclan, Beslan, and the countless other atrocities inflicted in the name of this cult for the sake of pure evil.

Poll: 13 percent prefer meteor hitting earth over Clinton, Trump

July 21, 2016

More than 1 in 10 voters say they'd prefer a giant meteor hitting earth over supporting Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.

The left-leaning Public Policy Polling (PPP) offered the hypothetical "Giant Meteor" option in its latest survey. Forty-three percent picked Clinton, 38 percent picked Trump and 13 percent picked the Giant Meteor hitting earth. Another 7 percent were unsure.

The Giant Meteor has support across the ideological spectrum, with 23 percent support among somewhat or very liberal voters, 16 percent among moderate voters and 21 percent among somewhat or very conservative voters.

Men are more likely to support the Giant Meteor than women, while an equal percentage of Republicans and Democrats support it. A whopping 27 percent of independents support the Giant Meteor, compared to 31 percent supporting Trump and 35 percent Clinton.

Police-Free Zone Signs Available

July 21, 2016

Given their enthusiastic amplification of the Black Lives Matter rhetoric that has been getting police officers murdered, liberal journalists will surely want to place these signs prominently at their homes and places of employment, right next to their gun-free zone signs. Signs are available at The People’s Cube:

Congressional Gun-Grabbers Refuse to Put Gun-Free Zone Signs on Their Property

July 21, 2016

Everyone except criminals and the government benefits from lawful gun ownership. Even if you don’t carry a gun or keep one in your house, since others do, criminals (and tyrants) are wary. That’s why congresscritters and congressional staffers aren’t about to put “gun-free zone” signs on their property, even if they are foolish enough to chip away at the Second Amendment liberties that keep us all safe:


Lunatic Lawyer Lays Siege to Elderly Couple’s Home

July 17, 2016

In each issue of its magazine American Rifleman, the NRA runs a section called “The Armed Citizen,” made up of news reports submitted by readers that feature law-abiding citizens defending their persons and property by exercising their right to bear arms. Probably more than a few readers will be sending them this one from Ringgold, Georgia:

A Chattanooga attorney was shot Tuesday after police say he broke into an elderly couple’s house, threatened them, vowed to leave, returned anyway, climbed on the roof, and threw plants at them. …

Police say [29-year-old Matthew Jack ] Fitzharris walked into the couple’s home Tuesday evening at 1019 Cloud Springs Road, uninvited and carrying a blanket. When Alice Hanshaw, one of the homeowners, asked the stranger to get out, Fitzharris screamed, “I’m not leaving your f****** home,” records show.

Producing a gun got him to leave, but then he came back, banging on the door of their niece’s upstairs apartment and hurling plants at them.

Fitzharris threatened to “f*** y’all up.” Then he promised to kill himself. Then he tried climbing the roof of a nearby shed. Instead, he bolted down the stairs, tried to hit Alice and Delbert Hanshaw, and ran to the front of the house, records show.

A warning shot did not persuade Fitzharris to go away. Instead, he lunged at Delbert Hanshaw.

In self-defense, Delbert Hanshaw pumped two rounds into Fitzharris’ right arm, records show. When police responded around 11:55 p.m., they found Fitzharris in his car. He was loaded into an ambulance, taken to Hamilton Medical Center in Dalton, Ga., and returned to jail with a cast.

The lawyer’s lawyer surmises “that a suspected psychological problem may be at play.”

Too bad Fitzharris doesn’t represent himself. The trial would be a hoot.

Before graduating from the law school at Ohio Northern University, Fitzharris earned a degree in psychology. He ought to at least testify in his own defense regarding his mental state.

The lesson is reinforced once again: it’s a scary world, and even scarier when you are not armed.
















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