SAW IT COMING: Man Marries Tree

May 27, 2016

If a man can marry a man, why can’t a man marry a tree?
This May environmental activist Richard Torres married Mexico’s famous 1,000-year-old Arbol del Tule, or Tule Tree, in an Inca ceremony full of smoke and reverence for Pachamama — the mother earth goddess.
People in Oaxaca, Mexico were surprised to find Torres all dolled up, hugging and kissing the tree. It is unclear, at this point, if Torres is experiencing species dysphoria. If he is we should presumably applaud his brave attempts to be close to a tree and be his true self. If not, there are some uncomfortable questions to ask. For instance, is this marriage legal? Has the tree given consent, or is Torres committing sexual assault by slobbering over it? If the tree produces seedlings, can Torres sue its promiscuous heart, since presumably Torres was not able to consummate the marriage?
Not that I’m judging Torres. Heaven forbid! That would be microaggressive, hurtful, and sexist — oh, and speciest too, I suppose. Will the Tule tree be allowed to divorce, or is it forever trapped by our patriarchal rules that privilege males like Torres?
All this will be sorted out in court when plants are allowed to bring lawsuits over violations of their rights, as advocated by Obama’s former regulatory czar Cass Sunstein and science czar John Holdren.


Meet Lucy Vallender: Transgender Gay Muslim Woman

May 27, 2016

Actually Lucy Vallender isn’t really a woman. He isn’t really Muslim either, or else he would have thrown himself off a roof for being homosexual:

Vallender, formerly known as Laurens before “he” [or should that be “she”?] became true to “herself,” is a former British soldier who had a sex operation in 2010 to switch out his male parts for female parts. Vallender would later convert to Islam, saying it’s a “peaceful” religion and take things even further by marrying a Muslim man the ex-soldier met on an online dating site.

Now all he has to do is pretend he’s black like Shaun King to achieve the ultimate trifecta. Then he can take up sports and be guaranteed an ESPY courage award from ESPN.



NYC Creates List of 31 Officially Recognized Genders and If You Don’t Like it… PAY UP

May 27, 2016

If you thought male and female were the only genders that existed… well you were way wrong! NYC has invented 29 more ways to gender identify; leaving plenty of room in the official document to create more. How do they explain this in biology class?

As part of its non-discrimination policy, the city’s Commission on Human Rights released a list of different genders that businesses must accommodate or risk a six-figure fine, The Daily Caller is reporting.

Here’s how part of the rule reads: “Intentional or repeated refusal to use an individual’s preferred name, pronoun or title. For example, repeatedly calling a transgender woman “him” or “Mr.” after she has made clear which pronouns and title she uses.”

Here is the complete list of the 31 genders that New York City officially recognizes. You’ll notice in their official document, they leave plenty of room for adding many more genders. So we’ll keep you posted.

 1. Bi-Gendered
 2. Cross-Dresser
 3. Drag-King
 4. Drag-Queen
 5. Femme Queen
 6. Female-to-Male
 7. FTM
 8. Gender Bender
 9. Genderqueer
10. Male-To-Female
11. MTF
12. Non-Op
13. Hijra
14. Pangender
15. Transexual/Transsexual
16. Trans Person
17. Woman
18. Man
19. Butch
20. Two-Spirit
21. Trans
22. Agender
23. Third Sex
24. Gender Fluid
25. Non-Binary Transgender
26. Androgyne
27. Gender-Gifted
28. Gender Bender
29. Femme
30. Person of Transgender Experience
31. Androgynous



College Professor Leads 'Eco-Sexual' Students to 'Marry the Ocean' [VIDEO]

May 27, 2016

I wonder how the ocean feels about this.


A Warriors Agreement:

May 26, 2016

There is no need for us to say anything about others.  There is no need for you or for me to regard other's actions in our thoughts one way or another. The worst thing we can do is to force people to agree with us. I mean that we shouldn't try to impose our will when people don't behave the way we want them to.  The worst thing one can do is to confront human beings bluntly.  A warrior proceeds strategically.  If one wants to stop our fellow men one must always be outside the circle that presses them.  That way one can always direct the pressure.

People hardly ever realize that we can cut anything from our lives, any time, just like that.  For example, smoking and drinking and drugs are nothing. Nothing at all if we want to drop them.  Only one thing is indispensable for anything we do; the  Spirit.  One can't do without the Spirit.

There are no diseases.  There is only indulgence.

We have to be aware of the uselessness of our self-importance and of our personal history.  When we're impatient, we should turn to our left and ask advice from our death. Think of your death now.  It is at arm's length.  It could tap us any moment, so really we have no time for crappy thoughts and moods.  The only thing that counts is action,  acting instead of talking.

We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong.  The amount of work is the same.

The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.

Do you say you need help?  Help for what?  We have everything needed for the extravagant journey that is our life.

Think about it:  what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of others. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone. (But remember, pride is what got Satan cast out of Heaven.)

We must thank our Creator for every breath we take...


Portland Public Schools Ban Material That Could Undermine Global Warming Hoax

May 22, 2016

It isn’t enough to incessantly ram global warming propaganda down children’s throats instead of teaching them science. Any information that undermines leftist climate ideology must be banned:

In a move spearheaded by environmentalists, the Portland Public Schools board unanimously approved a resolution aimed at eliminating doubt of climate change and its causes in schools. …

The resolution passed Tuesday evening calls for the school district to get rid of textbooks or other materials that cast doubt on whether climate change is occurring and that the activity of human beings is responsible. The resolution also directs the superintendent and staff to develop an implementation plan for “curriculum and educational opportunities that address climate change and climate justice in all Portland Public Schools.”

“Climate justice” refers to the explicit use of the global warming hoax to justify coercive wealth redistribution.

Bill Bigelow, a former PPS teacher and current curriculum editor of Rethinking Schools, a magazine devoted to education issues, worked with 350PDX and other environmental groups to present the resolution. …

In board testimony, Bigelow said PPS’ science textbooks are littered with words like might, may and could when talking about climate change.

Such words must be abolished. Uncertainty can no longer be allowed in science. Once it was about asking questions, but now that leftist ideologues have all the answers, it is the role of science to support these answers, distorting objective reality as necessary.

Forgotten in his grave, Galileo whispers once again, “And yet it moves.”

School Board Quashes Academic Competition

May 21, 2016

Competition produces excellence. Excellence leads to inequality. Consequently, competition must be snuffed out:

The Wake County [North Carolina] school board believes the decades long tradition of naming class valedictorians and salutatorians creates “unhealthy competition,” so they voted to end the practice.

Board members voted unanimously Tuesday to ban high school principals from recognizing the top students with the titles and move to the Latin system that uses designations including cum laude, magna cum laude and summa cum laude starting in 2018, The News Observer reports.

“We have heard from many, many schools that the competition has become very unhealthy,” board chairman Tom Benton told the news site. “Students were not collaborating with each other the way that we would like them to.”

Under collectivism, the individual does not achieve; the group does. This is why the USA produced vastly more innovation than the USSR.

The equality resulting from a lack of competition doesn’t mean that everyone is a winner; it means that everyone is a loser.

LGBT Militants Claim General Jerry Boykin’s Scalp

May 21, 2016

Already the gay mafia is powerful enough to bring down a highly respected figure over a harmless joke:

Jerry Boykin is the kind of man you’d want teaching your sons – a good and decent man, an honorable man – a Christian man.

For the past nine years the retired lieutenant general has taught leadership and ethics at Hampden-Sydney College, a highly regarded, all-male school based in Virginia. By many accounts – he is beloved and deeply respected by students.

But Gen. Boykin will not be returning to the classroom this fall. That’s because he’s been fired.

The man who was one of the original members of Delta Force and once commanded all of the U.S. Army’s Green Berets – the man who served his nation with honor and distinction for more than 36 years – was ousted because of political correctness.

In March, Gen. Boykin delivered a speech to conservatives and he referenced the national uproar over transgendered people using the ladies room.

He cracked a joke: “The first man who goes into the restroom with my daughter will not have to worry about surgery.”

Laughter ensued.

But militant LGBT activists were not laughing.

One hundred fifty of them signed a letter to the college demanding that he be fired for allegedly calling for violence against politically sacred transsexuals. Boykin abruptly lost his position.

At least the retired general has Ted Cruz on his side:

“At a time where young people are desperately seeking hope and inspiration, you would think General Boykin would be one of their most valued faculty,” Sen. Cruz wrote on Facebook. “But instead, he fell victim to the PC police.”

If Meat-Eaters Acted Like Vegans

May 20, 2016


Homosexual Roulette

May 20, 2016

Socialized medicine means that when irresponsible degenerates behave like this, society picks up the astronomical medical bill for the consequences:

It’s the ultimate in extreme sex – parties where one person secretly has HIV, and everyone has unprotected sex without knowing who it is.

Doctors in Barcelona have claimed that ‘sex roulette’ parties are taking place, usually among gay men – and it echoes previous reports of such parties among wealthy people in Serbia.

The ‘thrill’ comes from knowing you might be infected, people who claim to have attended such parties say.

Once you manage to acquire the virus that causes AIDS, you can move on to the thrill of deliberately spreading it to others.
















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that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!
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