"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
― Benjamin Franklin
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
― Thomas Jefferson
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable."
― Mark Twain
“Think about it: one thing that weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellow men. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.”
― Don Juan Matus
“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.”
― Elvis Presley
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
― Groucho Marx
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
― Dave Barry
"The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread."
― Steven Wright
“The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.”
― Ronald Reagan
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
― George W. Bush
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for
― Barack Obama